Things I Know Nothing About.

All tweed everything.
Coworker: Guess what day it is?
Coworker 2: It's 11/11/11
Mel: It's National Corduroy Day.
Coworker: What?
Mel: It's the date that looks most like corduroy.
Coworker: That's ridiculous. That's crazy.
All corduroy everything?